Items you need to take over the world.

Hey peeps, im thinking about taking over the world with the help of all you guys.

What i need from each of you is 

1) what you would change if you ruled the world

2)what items you would need to do it 

 Right so heres me, Firstly id change the world so that all amusement parks were FREE!!!!

 
The items i would need would be;

A rolling pin, some stickyback plastic( about 3 meters should do it), 14 old action man sweaters, a blue box, some carpet samples, a hobo and a flute.

Any more things you can think of that we will need?
 

i'd stop gig venues being torn down

 to do this im going to need some brightly coloured odd socks, a spanner, some smarties and a triangle

i would change...everything.

to do this i would need a rubber band and lots of skittles.

i would bring back coliseums for naughty which would help bring down crime, i would put Jeremy clarkson as chief of transport. would bring in the classic game super mega pedo catapult splat. outlaw politcal correctness and replace it with courtesy and common sense. replace courts with a super lie detector, turn all down stairs into slides.

to do this i would require bumper cars for transport, ghost costumes to scare opposition away and wayward kitties incase it came to fisty cuffs, and an mp3 player with some speakers so it could be done to a soundtrack.

i'd need a couple of sexy ladies, a trillion billion pounds, and a gun

that shud be enuff to rule the world 

Bubbles!! lmao

sorry

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