Zombie Plan

Id go to save my mum, kill philip with a shovel (sorry philip), drive to daisy, save her then make a nice cup of tea !!!

But seriously, how intelagent are these Zombies ? 

Me and my friend Jen have this sorted already hahaha.

I'd grab a bag with the crow bar in my garage, warm clothes, basic first aid, water, phone, can opener etc... then, I'd nick my dad's Landrover, drive it up to the village gun shop (don't ask)... drive through the window, load up on guns and ammo and stuff... then drive through the window of the Best One and load up on tinned/canned food... I'd then get back in the car, lock up and ring Jenny to see if she is zombiefied or not... if she is, obviously I forget her, if not, I go and save her.... we then go somewhere easily fortified but likely to be fairly empty (a castle or a church or something)... if we can't find one of them, we use the explosives I've obviously picked up in the gun shop and blow up a stair case so we are on the top floor of a house and no one can get up to us... and wait to see if we live and get rescued...

I love zombie films, but they've made me think about this too in depth haha.

lol you been watching a bit too much Red vs Blue at all?

I have a succession of 36 zombie plans 35 of which involved the horrible death of Griff. 

My actual plan would be to run away and in the event I trip not sit around for ten minutes screaming while the zombies caught up. 

Go into therapy. Then discover the therapists were zombies and shoot myself.

Katt does NOT do zombies XD (as anyone who had watched Resident Evil with me would know... Even though they're not zombies =O)

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Aah, I use Resident Evil as practise... a new wave of zombies, especially Res Evil 4... need to know how all types of them move and such... never know, you could get caught out if you're expecting Romero zombies and you get Gauchos...

so in case of a zombie attack you all wanna meet up and mash some putfified flesh????

Il bring the smores :D  

Wow!! im not the only one :)!!!! 

have any of you guys read Mark Brooks Zombie Survival Guide? Great book!!!

i have 40 plans so far as of which, best to be prepaired. i recently had 2 friends visit me from abroad and guess what they brought me, a Crowbar!! so im sorted.

first sign of a zombie apocalypse, call everyone i know and tell them to stay in and barricade up, head to the police station right next to me, get some guns, then collect everyone i know thats survived and your not getting to hear the rest cause if you do and you turn into a zombie you will know my plan so i cant take the risk :P

but as you said Darren, the  Dawn of the Dead idea of holding up in a shopping centre sounds appealing, get some trucks to block the entrance and your sorted.

i like how in depth everyone is going into their survival plan :) its a conversation ive had with my friends for many many hours lol. deffo get to a safe place with lots of food, in my case tonypandy somerfield!

the real question tho is what is the perfect zombie fighting weapon? obviously a gun would run out of bullets, a chainsaw would run out of petrol, so no matter how kool they would be to mash zombies they are totally impractical. i think a machete would be the best weapon to use as a small sharpening stone would be easy to carry an you would only hav to sharpen every 50 zombies or so. my friend thinks a machete would be no good as there is the chance it could become lodged in the bones and get u eaten, he thinks an aluminium baseball bat is the most effective weapon but i still think three or four hits with the baseball bat might get u eaten compared to one chop to the neck for the machete?

...hmm an endless debate im sure lol

if i woke up and everyone was a zombie, surely id be one to and i rock

Good point, Dani. It wouldn't be so bad to be a zombie, especially if you just woke up as one and didn't have to go through the painful bite process...

As for the perfect zombie fighting weopan, I'd say something blunt and heavy. As long as you got a good enough swing, and it was long enough to gain the most momentum, you'd smash brains in quite effectively.